Whoever the panty thief is, he or she must be silky-smooth.
Someone stole nearly 100 pairs of women's panties from a Victoria's Secret store in NorthPark Center on Monday, according to a Dallas police report.
A store employee called mall security when they discovered the missing lingerie, and told police the purloined panties disappeared sometime between 4:30 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. on Monday.
The lifted lingerie was worth nearly $1,400, according to the report.
The police report breaks down the fit and style of the boosted bloomers:
As of now, police have no suspect in mind, but are reviewing security tapes.